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A door is a vertical plane.

A vertical plane has no slope.

A mountain has slopes, and therefore, a door is not a mountain.

A vertical plane contains a vertical line.

With the proper spacial manipulation any line is a vertical line.

Therefore, we as a drumline are a vertical line.

A vertical line appears to be at a 90 degree angle on a standard x-y coordinate plane.

The tangent of a 90 degree angle does not exist.

Webster's dictionary defines "tangent" as being in immediate physical contact or touching.

And therefore, anything that touches a drumline does not exist and the drums play themselves.

And what does all this mean?

Absolutely nothing.