FHN DRUMLINE MANIFESTO
A door is a vertical plane.
A vertical plane has no slope.
A mountain has slopes, and therefore, a door is not a mountain.
A vertical plane contains a vertical line.
With the proper spacial manipulation any line is a vertical line.
Therefore, we as a drumline are a vertical line.
A vertical line appears to be at a 90 degree angle on a standard x-y coordinate plane.
The tangent of a 90 degree angle does not exist.
Webster's dictionary defines "tangent" as being in immediate physical contact or touching.
And therefore, anything that touches a drumline does not exist and the drums play themselves.
And what does all this mean?